So I’ve just about managed dry July – only 8 more sleeps to go. John went to the driving range on Friday – he was shite – so he’s booked a lesson for tomorrow. I was great at the start and then I took some of John’s golfing advice and I could have kicked the ball further after that.

John’s JJ (feeding thing blocked up on Sunday) the district nurse told him to go to A&E but the specialist advised John it was fine he could come off the nutrients now. So he’s just go some tubes hanging out of his stomach and he’s eating more and no overnight nutrients. Progress. He’s going to check that he doesn’t lose weight without the nutrients and get find out about getting the JJ removed if all goes well.

In another episode Wakefield want us to pay Wellington “free” Ambulance $ 2000.00 for driving John 500m down the road to Wellington hospitals ICU. The reason he was in the ambulance was because of Wakefield’s “treatment injury” (fuck up also works) so seems a bit rich….